LucaBootleg VOL 1 (Lost Album)

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An Hours Work 02:23
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Claire. 00:24
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Simpsons funny moments 53 01:01
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Hotel Mario 06:02
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... 03:20
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simpson 03:34
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Big For Your Boots 05:22
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You're getting way too big for your boots You're never too big for the boot I've got the big size twelves on my feet Your face ain't big for my boot Kick up the yout Man know that I kick up the yout Dem boy dere tried twist up the truth How dare you twist up the truth, look You're getting way too big for your boots You're never too big for the boot I've got the big size twelves on my feet Your face ain't big for my boot Kick up the yout Man know that I kick up the yout Dem boy dere tried twist up the truth How dare you twist up the truth Wanna come round here like a badboy? Do it Bun all the talking, go on then, do it Running through the party, bottle of BACARDÍ Bro's in my ear saying "Stormz, don't do it" Devil on my shoulder, I don't lack Hit 'em with a crowbar, I don't scrap Even when I'm sober, I'm so gassed Say you ride but there's no car and no mash (what you talking 'bout?) Clown, stand down Never had a MAC-10 or a trey pound You were never bad then, you ain't bad now.
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Gay 00:29
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Wild Wild West/Fresh Prince of bel air 04:27
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idk written by will smith I guess
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That Noise 03:46
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(Comical noise) Can you hear it? That noise! It’s been driving me potty all day. I woke up this morning in my usual lively way Peeped out from the bedclothes at another dreary day Feeling full of fun, I threw the alarm clock at the cat Turned over and went back to sleep and thought that that was that (Comical noise) But it wasn’t, it was that! I yawned and stretched and scratched a bit, then tumbled out of bed But still I felt this rhythm sort of pounding in my head I thought, well, this is funny, but it can’t go on all day I think I’ll just ignore it, then it’s bound to go away (Comical noise) Have you ever had one of those days when nothing seems to go right? I started out to work and met a postman on his round I said, "Good morning postman, can you hear that funny sound?" He listened and he said, "D’you mean that (Comical noise)" I said, "That’s right". he said, "That’s funny, I can’t hear a thing" (Comical noise) Have you ever tried to push a postman through a letterbox? It’s not easy. I went up to a policeman, I said, "Can you hear that noise?" He looked at me as if I was a gang o’ Teddy boys I said, "You should arrest it for disturbing people’s peace" He said, "All right, my lad, move on before I call the police!" (Comical noise) Have you ever tried to push a policeman through a letterbox? It’s all right till you get up to his boots. I went to see a wise man who said, "Leave it all to me! I’ll analyse the noise for only twice my normal fee" He came back three days later, and said, "It’s tricky to explain In fact, I don’t know what it is, but there it goes again" (Comical noise) Have you ever tried to push a wise man through twice his normal fee? It’s all right until you get up to his letterbox. No, that can’t be right. I went down to the studios to record my latest hit A sentimental ballad that I thought was full of potential But every time I try to sing this very lovely song This funny noise keeps startin' up and makes me go all wrong (Comical noise) But I’m not gonna be beaten by it I’m gonna record this hit ballad if it kills me 'Cause it’s a very pretty tune (Comical noise) What kind of fool am I, who never... Give me an A, will you, Ian? (plays piano note) Lovely... What kind of fool am I, who never fell in (plays note twice more) Who never fell in love (Comical noise) Will you please try and stop that noise Will somebody please try and stop that noise I can't stand the noise Stop the World! Stop the ......... FADE (Transcribed by Mel Priddle - May 2009)
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One Of my turns 01:57
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"Oh my God! What a fabulous room! Are all these your guitars?" "This place is bigger than our apartment!" "Can I get a drink of water?" "You want some, huh?" "Oh wow, look at this tub? Do you wanna take bath?" "What are watching?" "Hello?" "Are you feeling okay?..." Day after day, love turns grey Like the skin of a dying man Night after night, we pretend its all right But I have grown older and You have grown colder and nothing is very much fun any more And I can feel one of my turns coming on I feel cold as a razor blade Tight as a tourniquet Dry as a funeral drum Run to the bedroom In the suitcase on the left You'll find my favorite axe Don't look so frightened This is just a passing phase One of my bad days Would you like to watch T.V.? Or get between the sheets? Or contemplate the silent freeway? Would you like something to eat? Would you like to learn to fly? Would'ya? Would you like to see me try? Would you like to call the cops? Do you think it's time I stopped? Why are you running away?

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released November 24, 2017

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